The Man Flu The End of Days Vintage Collage Art Oversized Faded T-Shirt

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Scene: A cozy living room. A man is sprawled dramatically on the couch, surrounded by tissues, with a thermometer in his mouth. His partner stands nearby, holding a cup of tea and looking skeptical.
Him: This is it… This is how it ends for me. Tell everyone I fought bravely.
Her: (rolling her eyes): You have a cold, not the plague. And you just sneezed once.
Him: It’s not just a cold. It’s the man flu. My body is shutting down. I can feel it. My legs are numb. My vision is blurry.
Her: (deadpan) You’re watching TV at full volume and scrolling on your phone. You’re fine.
Him: You don’t understand! The fever is cooking my brain. My immune system is collapsing.
Her: Oh, I’m sure.
Him: Promise me you’ll tell the world my story. A hero fallen in his prime, taken down by the cruelest ailments.
Her: Prime? You couldn’t even carry the groceries upstairs yesterday. And as for the world, I’ll tell them you were brave about… a runny nose.
Him: It’s not just a runny nose. It’s the End of Days. I should’ve written a will.
Her: You don’t have a will because you spent all your money on fantasy football leagues and takeout.
Him: Cruel words, in my final hours. When I’m gone, you’ll regret this.
Her: Here. Drink this. You’ll live to annoy me another day.
Him: This is actually pretty good. You’re the best, you know that?
Her: Glad you’re making a miraculous recovery. Now, go fold the laundry.

This design represents the eternal struggle: a man on the brink (or so he thinks) and the patient partner trying not to laugh. It’s a lighthearted take on those over-the-top sick days we all know too well!

Some boring info:

Crafted for comfort with a stylishly faded look, this oversized tee is perfect for casual outings, lazy Sundays, or as a conversation starter at parties. The design blends retro charm with modern wit, making it a unique addition to any wardrobe.

Key Features:

* Oversized Fit: Ensuring maximum comfort and a trendy, relaxed style.
* Vintage Collage Art: A unique, surreal design that will turn heads.
* Humorous Theme: Perfect for those who love a bit of irony in their fashion.
* Soft, Faded Fabric: Gives a lived-in feel right from the first wear.
* Gender-Neutral Design: Appeals to all, regardless of gender.
* Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to spark laughs and stories.

It is ideal for those who don't take themselves too seriously and love to make an impression. So, why wait? Grab this tee and be ready to joke about the man flu apocalypse in style!

• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (201.28 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements. 2-year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

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