Expectations of a Woman Vintage Collage Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt

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6:30 AM:
“Honey, where’s my blue shirt?” yells the husband, staring blankly at a closet full of blue shirts.
“Burned in a ritual sacrifice to the Laundry Gods,” she says, sipping coffee like it’s a lifeline.

7:45 AM:
“Mom! I need cupcakes for the bake sale today!” screams her kid, peanut butter smeared on his cheek.
“Great! I’ll just consult the magical cupcake fairy who lives in my pantry,” she says, shoving a granola bar into his lunchbox.

9:15 AM:
“Could you stay late today? Big deadline,” her boss emails yet again.
“Unless you're paying me in beachfront property, I’m out at five,” she types back, hitting “Send” without hesitation.

11:00 AM:
“Sweetheart, can you pick up some ointment for Dad?” says her mom over the phone.
“Sure, let me fit that between world peace and re-learning your Wi-Fi password.”

3:30 PM:
“Mom! He stole my toy!”
“She’s breathing too loud!”
“Both of you, stop it before I sell you to the circus,” she warns, stepping over toys and lost hopes.

7:00 PM:
“What’s for dinner?” asks the husband, lounging on the couch.
“Whatever you cook. I resigned as Head Chef,” she replies, tossing him a takeout menu.

She didn’t leave a note this time. She stood in the middle of the living room, shotgun resting on her shoulder, and said calmly, “If one more person asks me where their crap is, this house is going on the market—along with all of you.”

The room went silent. Husband? Folding laundry. Kids? Googling "how to load a dishwasher." By the end of the night, she had a glass of wine in one hand, the remote in the other, and zero interruptions.

She didn’t break down. She broke through. And the new house rule? “If you don’t help, you don’t eat (live).”

This is totally not based on real events. Unless it is... in which case, I plead the fifth.

Some boring but necessary info:

The eco-friendly fabric ensures you're not just making a statement about gender roles but also environmental responsibility.

Key Features:

* Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a total must-have. It's high-quality, super comfy, and best of all—eco-friendly.
* Unisex Fit: Designed for all genders, celebrating inclusivity and diversity.
* Soft & Durable: Combines comfort with resilience for everyday wear.
* Conversation Starter: Not just a t-shirt, but a powerful statement in the movement for gender equality.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

The sizes correspond to smaller sizes in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2-year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

*The purpose of this text is for humor only.

I appreciate so much for reading it all, especially the boring part.

Bixys 21000 Novi Sad;bixiavramov@gmail.com

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